Saturday, February 5, 2011

What's Wrong With This Picture?

Reason No. 317 Why China Will Never Be a True World Power
All dialogue guaranteed verbatim

I was waiting at my apartment for my China Air ticket back to the States to be delivered today when my phone rang.


"Hello? Is this Mr Peter Justin Mitchell?"

"Uh...yes. Justin Mitchell, anyway... Who is this. please?"

"This is China Air. You have a ticket delivery today?"


"I am very sorry. We cannot deliver today."

"Oh? Really? Why not? What is the problem?"

"Um...(silence) How to say? Our delivery bicycle is broken."

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